Wednesday, January 14, 2015

So, there’s this pig…



It turns out that a friend of ours knows a nice Amish guy who raises pigs. So rather than raising a pig ourselves, we decided it would be a much better idea to get one from him, and just pick it up and drop it off at the butcher. I am so very glad we did that rather than getting all sorts of stuff set up to raise one pig. And then actually having to raise the pig. The picking up was pretty easy – that sucker just hopped up into the trailer and off we went, which was great as he weighed about 280 pounds. 

The fun started when we dropped him off at the butcher’s place. They have a nifty little chute and stall setup where you can unload critters, and they let you drop off critters outside of their normal working hours, no pressure there... This was one of those times where it’s really handy that Sis not only knows how to handle animals, but can back a semi-trailer into a tin can. I am really good at letting her back trailers. After getting the trailer to the chute, she got the door opened and went in to get the pig out. It took a sharp smack on his nose (after about 10 minutes of pushing, and being pushed, around the trailer), resulting in him squealing like, well….anyway he complained a lot about that indignity, then he trotted off the trailer.

This little video is the soon to be BBQ complaining to the pig in the pen next to him after he was unloaded. The noises he’s making here are nothing compared to the massive amounts of very loud squealing he was doing in the trailer. Honest – if I had not been holding a panel of wood to keep him from jumping off the trailer and running off into the great unknown (about all I was qualified to do) I would have shot a video of him insisting on staying in the trailer and screaming loud enough to make you think he’d got something valuable pinched in a door. (That, and I was really too busy laughing at him to be able to get a good shot.) 
 
One of the most enjoyable things about having farm animals are the noises they make. One of these days I’ll try to get some good video of a screaming goat…

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